🤭🐾🐱(SoTW Spiritual Shaming) Simon Parkes: The former taxi driver and town councillor in Whitby, North Yorkshire who lost his virginity to an Alien Mantid age 5 (and he liked it) ~ Sept 9, 2026 ~ |

SoTW - For Shit and giggles

The Cat-astocracy

Only loyal CC members gets Med Bed rewarded after donations or CAT-astrophe!

... April 2023 in a angry update: "I will NOT be a mouthpiece for disinformation. CC is NOT an intel board but a Spiritual Organization." ~ Simon Parkes. Today, Simon, "begs" for more donations or financial support (again and again)  

Simon once claimed, to have raised £100K for disaster relief?... Can we pls see some proof?... Simon says... Prince William will be our 'future' King... SoTW says 'One-Pint Willy' is already dead (and so is Kate and the rest of the bunch)

Simon and The Pointer Sisters - I'm So Excited! No tangible, independently verifiable proof exists of Med Beds Rollout. Still, Simon Says, his organization (CC) is designated as an authorized or trusted operational body to assist with intake, logistics, or triage totally free of charge ...

SoTW Sum: The Core Claim: Major military/planetary "White Hat" alliances have allegedly finalized agreements to release holographic, quantum Med Bed healing technology to the general public. Connecting Consciousness members are positioned as chosen facilitators or early beneficiaries who will organize community intake once centers open. Claims rely entirely on verbal assertions, channelings, and internal organizational briefings rather than visible facilities, clinical trials, or legal documentation ...

Published on September 9, 2026 by Verdensalt

I am formally offering my deepest, most agonizing apologies to His Royal Highness of Cats, Simon Parkes, who had Alien Sex Romp with a Cat Queen, for not donating and The Illustrious SSP Sky Prince Nurse. My bad! It turns out I just have a minor allergy to influencers who crown themselves the supreme rulers of Mount RV, Med Beds, and imaginary humanitarian funds. 

Shoutout to Simon’s 100,000-strong spiritual army, which has been operating on 'vibes and promises' instead of actual payroll since 2015, expect, one ZIM coin of ZERO value each to every Coordinator. 

And a special round of applause to Skye Prince—getting exposed by the BBC and Graphika for running a social media scam takes real dedication to the craft. My mistake, fellas. Keep ruling your imaginary kingdoms! I know, I Know, we can't trust BBC, either.

I AM so sorry guys, I need to vent. It honestly irritates me how so many so-called spiritual organizations are run by leaders money-driven by ego and megalomania. I used to be deeply connected to CC and Cobra and the Resistance Movement (RM) at one point, but I'm definitely not a follower of gurus.

What Simon & Becky Parkes has promised CC members of millions (billions) from private and govt sources for Humanitarian project (not happened yet). What they have done for Humanity and what is 'Simon' Truth (is not always for everyone).

I do not understand 'Simon' anymore. Simon has been very, very 'upset' what Simons' truth is and what Truth is for everyone else (in particular for 'US Patriots' etc.). And not only goes to courts and tribunals judiciary (he's done that for years) when people outside CC that are questioning about Simon's "truth".... |