No joke. The state is sizzling with highs of 113F (45C) today, and somehow, people are surviving.
It’s so damn hot, bins are literally melting away (how’s that for global warming, Mr President?).
And those fancy-ass Fiji water bottles are ballooning from their sexy rectangular shape.
Soon postmen and women are going to be sent home early from work because mail boxes are leaning flaccid in the sun.
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A droopy, plastic mailbox looks side on an Arizona sidewalk (Picture: Reddit) |
If the heat keeps up, motorists are going to be lost in a big, sweaty mess of melting roadways.
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A sign melts away in the Arizona heat (Picture: Reddit) |
People are going to extreme measures to ensure mega UV rays don’t throw off their morning pancakes.
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An oven mitt hands on a door handle to a restaurant in Arizona (Picture: Twitter) |
You can say goodbye to any form of dry clothing.
Others are using the weather as an excuse to step up their burrito game and this, we approve of.