by Preston James
In a shocking development Bibi Netanyahu invited himself to speak in front of the US Congress to remind them they work for him, and to give them their marching orders for US foreign policy with Iran for 2015.
Here is how this very strange event which was a complete breech of protocol and a violation of American law unfolded.
In a dramatic overplay seemingly taken right out of a batman comic book Bibi Netanyahu called up John Boehner and invited himself to speak before Congress. Here is what his phone call likely consisted of.
Netanyahu: John, this is Bibi. How are you?
Boehner: Very well. Thank you Sir for asking.
Netanyahu: Are you enjoying being in the Catbird Seat in the House John?
Boehner: Yes Sir Bibi.
Netanyahu: How do you like all the Perks and the set-aside allocations John?
Boehner: Oh, I really appreciate all that Bibi, I just can’t thank you enough.
Netanyahu: Now John, you know when you needed my help I always came through for you, didn’t I?
Boehner: Yes Sir, you have always taken good take of me.
Netanyahu: Now John, I need you to do something for me.
Boehner: Anything you want Bibi.
Netanyahu: John, as you know, I have reached a stalemate with your President and he has turned his back on Israel and on me. And as you know, I was the one that allowed him to be elected in the first place.
Boehner: Yes Sir that’s correct Bibi. The man has no respect. What do you want me to do for you?
Netanyahu: John, since your backstabbing President won’t invite me to speak to your Congress as has been tradition, I am going to need you to send me a personal invite on behalf of Congress and the United States of America. Can you do that for me John?
Boehner: Yes Sir, Bibi, I can do that for you. Consider it done.
In a shocking development Bibi Netanyahu invited himself to speak in front of the US Congress to remind them they work for him, and to give them their marching orders for US foreign policy with Iran for 2015.
Here is how this very strange event which was a complete breech of protocol and a violation of American law unfolded.
In a dramatic overplay seemingly taken right out of a batman comic book Bibi Netanyahu called up John Boehner and invited himself to speak before Congress. Here is what his phone call likely consisted of.
Netanyahu: John, this is Bibi. How are you?
Boehner: Very well. Thank you Sir for asking.
Netanyahu: Are you enjoying being in the Catbird Seat in the House John?
Boehner: Yes Sir Bibi.
Netanyahu: How do you like all the Perks and the set-aside allocations John?
Boehner: Oh, I really appreciate all that Bibi, I just can’t thank you enough.
Netanyahu: Now John, you know when you needed my help I always came through for you, didn’t I?
Boehner: Yes Sir, you have always taken good take of me.
Netanyahu: Now John, I need you to do something for me.
Boehner: Anything you want Bibi.
Netanyahu: John, as you know, I have reached a stalemate with your President and he has turned his back on Israel and on me. And as you know, I was the one that allowed him to be elected in the first place.
Boehner: Yes Sir that’s correct Bibi. The man has no respect. What do you want me to do for you?
Netanyahu: John, since your backstabbing President won’t invite me to speak to your Congress as has been tradition, I am going to need you to send me a personal invite on behalf of Congress and the United States of America. Can you do that for me John?
Boehner: Yes Sir, Bibi, I can do that for you. Consider it done.
These members of Congress who attended Netanyahu’s speech broke Federal Law and violated their Oaths of Office.