Although the market is up today, we've all just witnessed the first chapter of the unfolding "systemic market crash" that will destroy trillions of dollars in savings and investments.
Hilariously, the status quo is desperately trying to insist everything's fine and that somehow stocks aren't overvalued at all.
To aid in this comedic effort, I've released "The Everyday Sheeple's Guide to Self-Delusion" which reveals the top 10 ways to convince yourself the market isn't really crashing.
Hilarious read: