👽💍🧒 (We Didn't Burn Him) Simon says he's not a fan of EBS, Global Banking Crash or 10-days-of-darkness but the current extreme heat waves are being artificially manipulated to justify controlled local lockdowns ~ June 25, 2026 ~ |

SoTW AI - Simon in a William Riker wedding outfit rapped as a boy by a female mantis (a true story link😉)

Simon Sent Subsidy

... Here's a transmission from Simon the Grandmaster of RV, deep inside the Trump White House ballroom of Reset Command Center, that has leaked - no Greys Aliens inside  - it's a promise. Are you actually questioning my roasting of Simon? You bet your sweet cheeks I am - it’s pure gold! ... 

... You see, for a solid decade and a half, Simon Parkes has been running the 

ultimate long con on his 100,000 fiercely loyal disciples, dangling imaginary billions from his "humanitarian" piggy banks, promising a Zimbabwe coin jackpot, to his CC coordinators as payment, that's worthless, until the RV ... 

Editor's Note: Well, it looks like we can all cancel our intergalactic insurance policies because yesterday’s predicted World Cup alien abduction in Miami was a total flop! Brazil and Scotland faced off, but the only things flying through the air were footballs and broken psychic promises. I'm sorry readers I can't help myself - i've been in CC (so-called spiritual organisation) since 2015 (no more). Anywho, 'Operation 4th of July' is officially underway! Simon (says) has spoken, and his decree is iron-clad: everything gets Done and Dusted ahead of the big day, or else. No interruptions allowed during one of the most historic days in America - the party must go on! However, please sent more money for more updates🥴P.S.: you might wanna listen to this podcast called "Ridiculous Romance"... |